Privates is all about getting ‘down and dirty’ as a condom-hatted marine New game

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Privates is all about getting ‘down and dirty’ as a condom-hatted marine New game ,Sex is taking center stage in a new game developed for the Xbox and PC called Privates by Zombie Cow Studios. It’s a twin-stick shooter in which you lead a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples’ vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shout monsters. What do you think so far? It totals five levels of craziness with quite detailed 3D locations with a fully-voiced comedy script and soundtrack.

The PC version will be available to download for free from Channel 4 and E4 websites this summer. There’s no word yet on the price of the Xbox version though. Obviously it’s not any kind of teaching aid, except playing with your privates could be fun… depending on what you’re talking about.

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